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I'm eternally grateful for supernovae, Jimmy: I try to show them how much I mean it by writing songs about them.

I'm equally happy that the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the two squares on the opposite two sides.

I wrote a paean to Pythagoras to let him know, but he blanked me and it broke my heart: all four chambers, one after the other.

The mathematical cunt.


I wonder if even Pythagoras could figure out how many fellas Mrs Feeney has slept with.
 
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