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Mowl
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Incorrect: Arsefield's was a cesspit the day it opened. Everything Fats Kelly touches seems to limp away into some dank misspelling hell, like stumpy old fingers on fat wrinkly hands, smelling kind of musty - like damp clothing stored in tied-up plastic bags in your Grannie's attic, and eventually becomes the intellectual equal of the simp clarke/connolly.
You're friendly with cc - and you often rimmed his hoop too by giving him LIKES and setting him tasks (like the one above) which any other fool would ignore.
But not cc - who likely misses you.
I ~ ~ MISS ~ ~ you, Jambo ! ! !
Please ~ ~ come home, and BE ~ ~ my friend ! ! !
As for Zippy, his sweaty old balls likely miss you too, I'm sure: you're the only fucking eejit dumb enough to think he's female.
Maybe the assistant who wheels him to and from the supermarket might be a girl, but he's some fucked up and delirious old bastard.
It was painful watching you adopt him as your surrogate Ma.
That really made a lot of people's skin crawl: it was hot gossip for quite a while.
Your own sexuality and orientation came under scrutiny too, we were worried you might have been considering the snip.
Mowl
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I just told you that.
What the fuck sort of lonely fucked up loser from the other side of the planet ends up hanging around an Ireland-orientated site paid for by an illiterate fat cunt from Ballinasloe who drives a van but thinks he's wealthy absolutely beats me. That everyone else on the site bar you took him in like a long lost (criminal) relative and stroked his perineum for him was pitiful to see.
That wooftie chap, though?
Now there's one miserable and fucked up old fart, eh.
I always assumed that one naturally mellowed as death neared, but he must have some serious fear driving all that anger and rage.
Arsefield's claims to be a nationalist site, but they all hate Ireland, Irish people, the rain, each other, you, me, and four-leafed shamrocks.
Some days I just despair.
Fishtits's emergence on Irish political fora remains a mystery. And, as I said before, he never had anything to say about Ireland or Australia
I'm almost convinced that Woof is actually brain-damaged (for real)
I thought it was a great place, and obviously the vast majority of the population live in the cities (admittedly, I never made it to Perth)
He is a pussy
Friends in high places, do you mean the clique?
The only people Fishtits didn't (disingenuously) suck-up to that I saw was moi, Tiglet, because he's (religiously) insane, and Sword, probably because she gave him a few slaps in the mod room. Oh, and Haven of course (trying to impress his mates in high places)
Oh! There's one more (that I can think of).. the bould O'Reilly. But that's only because Myles got on his enemy lits (he would've loved him before lunch)Friends in high places, do you mean the clique?
The only people Fishtits didn't (disingenuously) suck-up to that I saw was moi, Tiglet, because he's (religiously) insane, and Sword, probably because she gave him a few slaps in the mod room. Oh, and Haven of course (trying to impress his mates in high places)
Albeit, Myles has a tendency to get on everyone's enemy lits
Mowl
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Oh dear.
So pretty much everybody, no?
Your A Team second in command, as I recall.
But that's only because Myles got on his enemy lits (he would've loved him before lunch)
Albeit, Myles has a tendency to get on everyone's enemy lits
Terminal drunkards tend to do that.
Myles is just another angry Irish sop.
I once saw a man take all the empty glasses off the table in a pub and - with the help of his pals - tilt the table slightly so that the dregs and slops all poured downward and into his waiting wide-open gob. He then licked/supped the table almost clean before being haul-assed out the door by the back of his neck.
Whenever O'Reilly pipes up, that memory comes dripping and drooling back to mind like a slow torture.
I must apologise to you here, Mowl, crossed-wires
You were talking about Woof, and I thought that we were (still) talking about Fishtits
I'm afraid this is what happens when no one reads your posts (as no one does) or only skims them..
O'Reilly got on Fishtits's enemys lits because he called him a paedophile for being honest enough to say that a teenager could be possibly physically attractive