The English seem to think that everyone in Ireland is a thicko bumpkin like Val Martin.
Val ran in the last election, which was several months before he became an internet Alsatian. Were there to be an election next week, then he'd be a shoo-in. He has thousands of fans, they fucking adore his every fart and burp. When he's goes all high-pitched hysterical in his faux culchie accent, I can't understand a word the fool is saying, but I bet you ten to a penny his audience know exactly what he's screeching about.
Were he to wash, he'd lose fans.
Were he to shave a bit more carefully, they'd drop him.
If he were to clean the chicken juice off his chin - they're out.
Change his clothes - same deal.
Val is about as Irish as it gets.
He's more successful in his internet broadcasts than Jambo will ever be.
Jambo has nothing on Val.
And that's a shock to the system, is it not?
Look at this f*cking moron,
Mad as a Fish, still doesn't realise that he's talking to roc
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Post in thread 'General Chat in The Marcus Lounge.'
https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/general-chat-in-the-marcus-lounge.1108/post-155325
You find this shit amusing, is it Jimmy?
This is how you pass your time on the dole's benefits?
This is precisely why you're the loser you are, Jambo: you're a hopeless case, utterly hopeless.
Yeah?
