Dave Feeney?
Hardly.
He's a lovely chap.
All thirty-eight stone weight of him.
Lovely wife too.
Lucky man.
Ought to be grateful.
Probably isn't.
Same with her.
Couldn't give a fuck.
Not unless it's with a black chap.
Did you know that one anagram of Dave Feeney is Navy Feeeed?
That's just one, but there's loads of Dave to go around.
Everyone gets a bite.
Or twelve.