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There's only two types of people in this world, there's oasis fans and there's wankers


 
AN4 said:
"Well known UFO researcher" 😂

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I don't think that anyone posts more YouTube slop on Arsefield's than Tiglet (and I'm including Woof in that)
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And I don't think that anyone posts more bullshit about people who aren't even within earshot (never mind the eyes) than you do, Jimmy.
It's both sad and worrying: I bet your neighbours have you well spotted and keep their kids as far away from you as they can.

You're a freak of fucking nature, Dawson - thankfully one of a kind.
When the bejayzus made you, he danced all over the mould to make sure there's just the one Jimmy (Son Of David) Dawson.

So that's a Séamus Ó'Dáithí.
How awful for you.
And for us.
 
David said:
I thought Val would've been banned from YouTube by now for using the N-word, but he's still going.
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By the time he's done with his yap he'll have fuck all teeth left in his gummy head.

I like too how he decided to double-down on the manky jumpers factor: drips of garlic sauce, gravy (from the graveyard), and dribbles of yellow-tinged spit on both sides of his gob. The filthiest Irishman ever to crawl out of The Shitting Ditch.
 
Maybe they think that the two-party state has hidden some oil away deep under Leinster House and they're not interested in sharing it?

Maybe there's a whole heap of petrol they've skied away for themselves to take the Missus out for a spin on Sunday afternoon?
 
In petrol stations around Leixlip/ Lucan / Celbridge you'd swear the apocalypse was nigh....whole roads blocked with traffic due to people queuing to get a go at the pumps.
 
lol The two kiddies are trying to talk about adult stuff.. But all they can up come with is a strop - "Farmuurs are wankurrs. I hate dem." 🤣
 
AN4 said:
lol The two kiddies are trying to talk about adult stuff.. But all they can up come with is a strop - "Farmuurs are wankurrs. I hate dem." 🤣
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Did you get your new telly sorted out for your video gaming habits, Jimmy?

Did you get a big flat-screen or is it another massive tube telly?

 
Mowl said:
Did you get your new telly sorted out for your video gaming habits, Jimmy?

Did you get a big flat-screen or is it another massive tube telly?

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I won't need to do that until GTA6 comes out (I told you, I'm not a gamer) which I think is scheduled for the autumn, although it's been delayed before..
 
AN4 said:
I won't need to do that until GTA6 comes out (I told you, I'm a gamer) which I think is scheduled for the autumn, although it's been delayed before..
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Yeah, right.

So what'll it be?

Big flat-screen or a tube-type?

I think it's nice that you have a hobby like gaming, it keeps you busy and keeps your mind off little girls like Pinchymama and her snakes and ladders board. How's the wind warning for today, Jimmy? It's eleven degrees and blue skies for the Mowl in Helsinki.

Poor Paddy: the Guinness trucks and trains have no fuel to deliver the kegs, which must have you in a sweat what with your being Dutch in origin. Pretty weird for a gnationalist to be spending his Irish money on Dutch imports. Hardly loyal, now is it?
 
Mowl said:


Yeah, right.

So what'll it be?

Big flat-screen or a tube-type?
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I think it's funny that one of the (many) ways in which you make a fool of yourself, is being too f*cking lazy to read a post..



Mowl said:
I think it's nice that you have a hobby like gaming, it keeps you busy and keeps your mind off little girls like Pinchymama and her snakes and ladders board. How's the wind warning for today, Jimmy? It's eleven degrees and blue skies for the Mowl in Helsinki.

Poor Paddy: the Guinness trucks and trains have no fuel to deliver the kegs, which must have you in a sweat what with your being Dutch in origin. Pretty weird for a gnationalist to be spending his Irish money on Dutch imports. Hardly loyal, now is it?
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AN4 said:
I think it's funny that one of the (many) ways in which you make a fool of yourself, is being too f*cking lazy to read a post..
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Nah, I just don't bother with your small print.

You think satellites are stars after all.

Poor Jimmy D.
 
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AN4 said:
If you read posts before typing your inane gibberish you *might* make a fool of yourself a little less, not much, but a little..
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Yeah, but they'd need to be a lot, LOT, LOT more interesting, Jimmy.

So far you've called satellites stars, you're sad about your Gameboy needing replacement and on top of that there's fuck all on telly.

It's no wonder you're always in a tizzy, kid.

Try wearing your underpants the conventional way instead of on your head.
 
So where are you taking your mannequin tonight?

Dinner and a show?
An underground rave?
A walk around the car park behind the local Tesco?

What language does she (not) speak?
And does she mind you picking your nose and eating your snots while waiting for your entrees?
 
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