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Mowl
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It's just hard to comprehend what a cucked, deluded faggot you are
You posted that at half past three in the Irish afternoon: and clearly you were already drunk.
By the time it hit half past five in the evening Helsinki local time, you posted this classic Jambo one on the kiddie site:
So how did it pan out for you, Jimmy?
Did you Susan that poster for upsetting you?
You could try Susanning me, so why not go for a shot-court case?
I've never been Susanned before, and I'd love to give it a shot.
I wanna have a Susan before I die, so do us a favour?
You're some fucking plonker, Dawson.
Some fucking twat.
Mowl
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Another of Jimmy's flop threads went up last after he had a skinful of the auld Dutch Gold and few draws of soap-bar hash.
That way, he's not too bothered by nobody wanting to touch it:
In reality, these thread types have fuck all to do with chess/tiddlywinks/snakes and ladders as they do with little girls.
Jambo's got a massive crush on little Pinchyhontas, wants to try on her little knickers and dance around like a twat.
I'm honestly worried that Jimmy Dawson's gonna go full-on apeshit one of these days and come out as a transexual-fascinated cross-dressing little slut.
That way, he's not too bothered by nobody wanting to touch it:
In reality, these thread types have fuck all to do with chess/tiddlywinks/snakes and ladders as they do with little girls.
Jambo's got a massive crush on little Pinchyhontas, wants to try on her little knickers and dance around like a twat.
I'm honestly worried that Jimmy Dawson's gonna go full-on apeshit one of these days and come out as a transexual-fascinated cross-dressing little slut.
Mowl
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It's hilarious that you think that the Frozen Wasteland is the happiest country in the world for the past nine years (on some silly index) because women
Ahh, you're awake enough to start posting?
Good for you, Jimmy.
You did Trojan work last night while I was out on the tiles.
We're all so proud of you, saving Ireland from the nig-nogs and recalling those heady 'counter-Jihad' days of old.
Have another tin of yellow piss from Holland, you've worked for it and you know you deserve it.
Mowl
Member
Aye, plus she's divorced and single.
I might have to, even for poor auld Ireland's sake.
Mowl
Member
Especially Jimmy Dawson - he likes 'em chunky and full of beans.
Still, better Harney than Ivana Bacik - if you're like Jambo.
Which is highly unlikely - he's a nationalism of exceptional gnash.
Mowl
Member
Are either of you guys aware that you're talking about politicians (or ex-politician in the case of the Finnish bimbo) and not your teenage crushes
Are you aware that what we're doing here is dedicating ourselves to laughing directly into your stupid Irish gnationalism face when you take yourself and your bullshit opinions oh-so very seriously? Because that's what this is, there's no mission to save Ireland, there's no striving to make this site a respectable one full of other bullshitters looking to join in some silly dance around the Capitol building or Buckingham palace.
I watch your efforts on the kiddie site because I get to see you stretch your trolling muscle trying to convince anyone at all down into your rabbit hole so's you can pin them to the wall and bore them to death with your repetitive auld waffle about how Islam and 'de mozelemms' are trying to replace you.
Jimmy, you could be replaced by a dead dog with a stick rammed up its arse to keep it standing.
You could be replaced by a bucket of still-warm poop gathered from the collective army of losers on said kiddie site.
Pinchymama doesn't even know you exist (or at least that's what we hope) yet you carry a love for her so deep she'd piss her little knickers if she knew.
Tommeh is oblivious to you in the same manner, yet you fret over the midgety little cunt like he's some sort of deity.
Sanna was a party leader, prime minister, a mother, and a national hero: you're a loser nobody with zero life or accomplishments of any kind.
Ten thousand people subscribe to me, slightly less than subscribe to al Martin: they only people who subscribe to you are David and I, and boy do we laugh.
I never had any teenage crushes, I had teenage girlfriends, lots of them, they knew each other, they didn't care: they adored me and I fooled around with all of 'em. While I was doing that, you were fantasizing about an eight year old girl who plays tiddlywinks. Her and Liam Gallagher's boxer shorts. So the only actual bimbo around here is you, Jimmy Dawsonofabitch.
We think you're well worth the investment of our laugh-time.
We think you're a sitting fucking duck for the ribbing.
I think you're a sad little wanker, a common drunkard with a yap on him.
You have no friends, no family, no woman, and no life.
You're fucking hilarious when you get all serious about your posts and your opinions.
We laugh even louder when you get reams of them deleted by the kid who owns the kiddie site.
You're basically the classroom dummy, usually stood in the corner facing the wall - your dunce's hat tilted jauntily to one side.
You have nothing worth living for bar your fear of death.
Think about that, Seamus.
Mowl
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I know exactly what it is, I simply don't feel any.
Fuck Ireland, fuck her people, fuck her bosses, and fuck her ass.
She's a cheap-assed slut who'll suck anything put into her gob if there's a few shillings in it.
You can't even SAY what you're so gnationalistic about, and we've given you multiple opportunities.
You don't even know what qualities you have to offer in your form of 'sit-at-home-on-your-arse' gnationalism.
So how can you "make fun" of it
We're NOT making fun of it: we're making fun of YOU, you stupid fucking cunt.
AN4
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Yes, you do
You said that an African man (your poker pal) is "more Irish" than an Irish man (me)
- and from your own stupid mouth, here's the evidence.
Your tag line - like yourself - is inaccurate, untrue, and totally AN4 when he gets his arse ripped a new hole.
Mowl
Member
Nope:
You're still casting about like a seal in a killer whale pool.
It makes everyone laugh at you even louder than they were a moment before you opened your dumb face.
You're still casting about like a seal in a killer whale pool.
It makes everyone laugh at you even louder than they were a moment before you opened your dumb face.