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[David]

All this Daemon kid does is copy and paste articles from tech magazines all day long. He has no life to speak of in the conventional sense.

Just a very, very dull individual who's never had a girlfriend.

 

[Mowl]

All this Daemon kid does is copy and paste articles from tech magazines all day long.

Awful way to live, the poor guy's so young and naive.

Imagine if it was say, Jambo who spent his whole day copy/pasting two or three other people's weird articles to complete strangers he's never met and who have no interest in what these freaks he follows says or does? Anyone would think he was a big giant loser with no life. Probably definitely hasn't been kissed by a female in around eight to eleven years. Apart from his aunties and cousins.

That would be a terrible waste of a life alright, wouldn't it?

He has no life to speak of in the conventional sense.

This is why they're trying to restrict internet access to under sixteens.
Personally I don't see how they can - kids today already know all the tricks.
But I guess it gives the 'won't anybody think of the children' quotient something to be doing with themselves.
There's an easy life to be had if you can get on the state nipple trying to outlaw porn channels for kids far smarter than them.

Just a very, very dull individual who's never had a girlfriend.

Again, I imagine a bloke like Jambo: what impact have his internet habits had on his development as a male adult? Can't be healthy being active on at least three chat sites with laboriously slow returns to conversations - with total strangers he's never and will never meet. How many usernames does he currently have in his wallet. From James Dawson through to the current AN6 username? Could be anywhere from seventeen to thirty-nine. Could be more.

I think it's clear that Jimmy D needs a distraction from all the men he identifies with and tries to mimic as best he can.
If we were to chip in and send him a nice hooker, around his Ma's age, have her cook his a fry and clean his jacks. Then clatter him around a bit. Criticize him. Belittle him. ground him. Send him to his room. Take away his PlayStation.

He'd probably love it.
Best night in in years.
Oasis playing in the background: Noel singing 'Acquiesce' and Jambo doing a striptease while looking at himself in the full-length mirror.

I can almost smell the stale Dutch Gold from here.

 

[AN4]

What a gomb.

He's not alone though, there's also this little cunt who killed his adoptive father in a row over an XBox game.

11-year-old accused in adoptive dad’s birthday night killing over video game now faces adult trial: docs

An 11-year-old Pennsylvania boy accused of fatally shooting his adoptive father appeared in court this week, charged as an adult with criminal homicide.

www.foxnews.com

Kinda like Jambo when you hand him his arse: gets very moody

What?

No, wrong (I've been around the block too many times with you two)

, hits the Dutch Gold, heads over to Discushions.ie to find solace in the kid who runs the joint. Then come back here telling everyone else to grow up. You couldn't write a funnier comedy really. Poor Jimmy, always in a huff about something.