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It is a farm, The Mowl. Farmers never consult the cattle about feed or yield.

Why does this gobshite keep persisting with one less than funny line?

I get in trouble sometimes for pointing out that peasants still exist (in all western countries) whereas people tend to think of them as something of the past. 'Val' is almost certainly an example of what I mean.

Think he was one of the passing owners alright, Monte. That 'Dusty' owner was most likely a fake identity in itself. Probably Kevin Bacon. It usually is.

If I was a member of a high tech alien race with Faster than Light technology I think I'd find better things to do than stare at some shovel-prop with a shit haircut on earth. I mean. I'm on the same planet as these arseholes who assume aliens are fascinated with their rectal passages and I...

At one point it was allegedly owned by some drifter called 'Dusty' in the US I seem to recall. No idea who owns it now. Just glad it isn't me. I just like torturing nazis over there. Like pulling the wings off flies.

'I'm going to ghost the third note'... that's the best jazz language comment I've heard for years :)

I wonder if you asked him 'and you think you are an example of western civilisation, do you?' A cow at least has some point to its existence.

Mm. Through the vastness of space they came, across the endless aeons, having developed the ability to accelerate to the edge of the speed of light and then fold space. Just to shine a torch up Val's arse on some country road late at night in Cavan. You'd have to admire the effort all the same.

If politics.ie has finally died a death (which could happen as soon as whoever owns it gets fed up paying for the tech hosting side) I realise not one view that I had in 2005/2006 has changed in the slightest over the last two decades. I'm still right.

The hopeless Intern. Always hoping to find the office that thinks he is brilliant. Still on the trail after all these years. Still braindead.

Up the hole, the Mowl. The hole.

Politics.ie is great. I'm up to 19,817 ways to say the same thing now.

Yeah I'd have shot him too if he tried to make me live anywhere near Yoko Ono and Sean Nos singers.

There is a point in Ireland where the elderly just want to live in Ruairc. We definitely put the wrong people in institutions in Ireland, historically. All the nutters were walking around in uniform outside. And making a living out of being the lunatics running the asylum. The only Irish...

We're missing the obvious. We have loads of isolated islands. There should be a rule that when Irish people get to 70 they should be made live on the western islands like Peig Sayers where they can sit around being depressed in the rain and making music through their noses because they are too...

I've already adopted a high tech stance. When someone refers to 'our AI' I just scream 'Stop lying you absolute c*nt. You do not have an AI. Prove me wrong. Gettit on the 'phone now. I want to talk to 'your AI' you fucking giblet.' Goes down well at conferences.

There will never be another revolution in Ireland until such time as Mna Na hEireann give permission for it. Until 'don't be making a holy show of us in front of the neighbours' becomes 'why are you sitting there just moaning?'

I always go to Turkish barbers. They serve a proper apprenticeship. It is a bit like barmen in ireland, the old barbers of Turkey. Same with Cypriots. Handy trade, like, hardly likely to run out of business and all you need you can carry around with you without needing a van. Yuk Yuk Yolla.

I wonder what 'freedom' means to these lads. Becoming a prisoner of the Irish past I suspect. Funny watching these old bastards trying to find a way to squeal about change by framing it is a political issue rather than their own small island based mentality. They'll generally be against seeing...