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You can tell us all about that in the Food and Beverages thread

A thread I have not and will not be bothering with, Jimmah.

Is that the best you can do?

PS. I'm reminded of when a colleague of mine who I was friendly with once said something like -

You have no colleagues, Jambo - not unless they too are 'employed' in a dole queue just off Werburgh Street.

Q. What sort of food does someone with a hangover seek?

A. Something to go with your salt

Apart from the fact that that's not even remotely funny, it's also extremely low iq.

Low iq denoted in lower-case letters.

Anyway, how come you have a hangover? Last night was a standard Thursday night in grim auld Dublin. The rain, the dirt and filth everywhere, the knackers and scobes, the stench of piss on your Red Line out to Tallaght, the rank air in the city, a mixture of stale piss and fresh puke.

The news from Finland today is: 'we're all so happy we could just keep on partying all summer long..'
 
A thread I have not and will not be bothering with, Jimmah.
Why are you stomping your little feet (in a sulk) over that thread? 🤔

Is that the best you can do?
You have no colleagues,
Was a colleague, past tense Mowl. He was considerably younger than me but he was very intelligent and I have to say, a good bit right-wing (highly intelligent people always find themselves on that side of the aisle)

Jambo - not unless they too are 'employed' in a dole queue just off Werburgh Street.
Apart from the fact that that's not even remotely funny, it's also extremely low iq.
Poor Mowl, doesn't know anything 😆


Low iq denoted in lower-case letters.

Anyway, how come you have a hangover? Last night was a standard Thursday night in grim auld Dublin. The rain, the dirt and filth everywhere, the knackers and scobes, the stench of piss on your Red Line out to Tallaght, the rank air in the city, a mixture of stale piss and fresh puke.

The news from Finland today is: 'we're all so happy we could just keep on partying all summer long..'
 
Why are you stomping your little feet

Great Call, our Jimmy!

Little Feat: 'The Fan'



(in a sulk) over that thread? 🤔

Eh? The sun's blazing down. The trees ate budding. There are girls everywhere, full of smiles and happy wishes for 'an excellent weekend, cute Irishman' as they skip along in their little dresses and cute shoes with painted toenails and deep blue eyes. It's impossible to be 'in a sulk' about anything on a day like this. Especially some insignificant little brain fart of yours, you dopey cunt.

Have a tin and try to calm down a bit - you'll give yourself a heart attack if you keep this up.

Was a colleague, past tense Mowl.

Was a fellow dole-scrounging loser in busted sneakers and a yellow Motorhead t-shirt.

On crack.


On crack?

Thought so.

considerably younger than me

So he's around fifty-eight?

but he was very intelligent

Was?

What happened to him?

You didn't throw a Dunning-Kruger at him, did you?


and I have to say,

Nah, you don't really - but you will anyway.

That's how life is when you're stuck in Dublin, on the scratch, sipping at tines of Netherland's finest, trying to get a rise out of the Mowl.

a good bit right

A good bit, is it?

-wing (highly intelligent people always find themselves on that side of the aisle)

What aisle?

The tinned goods aisle?
Bathroom products?
Ladie's underwear?
Cheap lager?

It's the third option, isn't it?

Poor Mowl, doesn't know anything 😆

About the supermarket aisles you go shoplifting in?

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Very pretty, that: 👆
 



Irish rag-paper does an article on Irish homelessness, but references the Finnish model as being the ideal. Then grabs a random picture out of Shutterstock files and calls the building depicted as 'an apartment building on the outskirts of Helsinki' when in fact it's the multimedia center housing the film, video, and photography wings of Helsinki University and most certainly is not on the outskirts of the capital. We have a fucking tram line right under the block pictured and we're within walking/cycling distance of Central fucking Station.

Of course we don't house people in blocks that have no windows on one side. Neither would we use a metal exterior on an apartment block, and definitely NOT is THIS area. Arabia is the model town which had the cornerstone laid in the mid-90's when the council decided to drain the land and use ot for apartment blocks and everything else required for a small and self-sufficient town unto itself. Shopping centers (2) schools, (2) libraries (2, one public, one academic) bars and restaurants, beach access, next door to the Vanhakaupunki museum and visitor center, a short walk to the reclaimed bird sanctuary, river walks, fishing for all at the base of the Vantaa estuary, and everything else from skate parks to miles upon miles of cycle lanes, with several/multiple buses en route to the city, as well as two tram lines and the state railway for long distance trips just two tram stops down the road.

This video will show you clearly how Arabia is laid out and if you look close enough you'll see Mowl's house atop the sea-view blocks of Tapio Wirkkalan puisto.



As you read in the attached article, Finland handled the issue of homelessness back in the 1990's in the wake of the 1992 housing bubble and crash that toppled the Finnish economy and saw hundreds of thousands of citizens lose their shirts after borrowing and spending more than they should have. Sound familiar? So far at least? Yeah. Well, Finland had to face the deep dark truthful mirror and accept her failings. She also accepted the responsibility in cleaning up the mess the state oversaw from the mid-80's into the mid-90's. They had limited choices as to what steps to take. Unlike Ireland, we decided not to pay off the investors. Because fuck 'em. They took their chances like everyone else, and they lost. Tough titty. Instead, Finland did what nobody expected and threw the entire budget at schools, schools, colleges, universities, education, more teachers, more third level access for all, and more teachers and schools in areas specifically designed for family living. Today we're the world's 'happiest' country. In other words, we're content, we have fewer worries than most because we have transparency and honesty by the truckload. We live in some of the world's highest standards of pretty much fucking everything. And as a tax-paying permanent resident of over twenty-five years, I too get to share in the spoils. I've had other addresses, but for shorter periods and with less intent of sticking around. When I moved in here I knew this was home. And so it's been since 2006.

It just keeps on improving. No matter how far ahead plans are made, each and every passing day delivers another reminder of the quality of life we enjoy. If you watched the video and thought about how it must be to live in an area like this, take it from me: it doesn't get much better even of you threw a few hundred grand at it. This is the pinnacle of modern Nordic living. You know the list of additional services/options we enjoy as residents of Arabia. Sauna being the least of them. Life is simply wonderful.

Meanwhile, back on the terminally shitty little island on the north Atlantic, life trundles along for Paddy and Bridie. Thirty degrees expected today, and Jambo Dawson still in bed, soon to roll out and onto the www to waste another day of his sad excuse for a life.

You don't even know you're born, lad.

Anyway, enjoy the article and the video, they both made me laugh out loud in sheer happiness.
 
If you prefer to cycle, here's a video shot by a cyclist covering the same routes as the previous video across Vanhakaupunki ('Old City', which used to be Helsinki) and Toukola districts. Toukola's been around for a couple of hundred years, but Arabianranta was reclaimed from the sea starting back as early as the 1990's. In fact, where I'm sitting right now used to be around eight meters deep in seawater.



You can spot the areas that used to be underwater as the beach-line has grass right up to the water's edge, which a mix of both sea water and river spill-off from the Vantaa river which drains most of Uusimaa after the winter melt. The waters are rich in aqua-life and the fishing is license-free for up to 2k per person per day. You can smoke your fish using a standard smoking box and grill, but only on concreted areas. Use a grill on the grass and you'll be reported pronto. Use a grill in your apartment and this happens:


Last Saturday evening there was a fire three kilometers down the seafront from here in the all-new Kalasatama neighbourhood which has been under construction since around 2016. It houses Helsinki's current tallest building at thirty-three floors. Street and basement levels are shopping centers. First twelve stories are offices. Everything up from that is prime real estate apartment life. The very top floor is a film/music recording studio and is used for the Finnish 'Big Brother' type shows. I can see the tops of the five towers from my Lazyboy. Previously, the skyline above the apartment block south of mine was totally clear, now I see red lights at night along with studio lighting when filming is taking place. The blocks are rather far away though and standing at the bottom looking up makes me dizzy every time.

Over the next decade, several more towers will appear as the land is developed and services expand. It already houses the main GP clinic and medical college as well as a hospital and a few libraries and lots of shopping and leisure attractions. The aim is to house another 45,000 people using pretty much the services already in situ. Trams, metro, commuters, buses and anything else you can dream of. It's extremely well-serviced and easy to get to and depart.

Anyway, the fire brigade sent their people in to see what the cause of the Saturday fire was, which destroyed the top three floors of a block that only opened for housing two years back. Turns out it started on a balcony on the fourth floor and spread rapidly, causing all tenants to be emergency evacuated while they tackled the blaze. It took the entire night to stop it and forensics waited long enough for it to cool before starting their examination. They came to a shocking conclusion: one elderly couple decided to have a little barbecue that evening. They set gas-fired grill and left it unattended, then realized the outdoor-furniture table had caught fire and they tried to put it out but it continued to spread setting off multiple alarms. Thankfully nobody was hurt, but the damage is into the millions and all tenants have to be rehoused as the damage caused by smoke and water is total. Around fifty/sixty families now require emergency housing and they were only allowed in to their former homes for one hour under strict supervision to collect essential items. Everything else will be dumped.

If they're found to have sparked up the fire using a gas-grill, they're fucked.
Booted out of public housing, large cash fines, possibly prison time, and a record that'll never go away.
Stupid fuckers.
They could have killed hundreds.
But we'll know soon enough what the story is and what's to be done to fix things.

Never a dull day.
 
Yes, but this way I get to grill you.

And that makes the Mowl laugh, just as it does 'your audience' too.
I mean, it's not like I read any of it - it would be of no interest to me

I did actually click on The Journal article, didn't read that either

I see though that you're still getting all of your news about the world from the fake news media..
 
Some stunning photography and camera work here in this one hour vacation across Finland in every season.

 
Mowl:

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Irish rag-paper does an article on Irish homelessness, but references the Finnish model as being the ideal. Then grabs a random picture out of Shutterstock files and calls the building depicted as 'an apartment building on the outskirts of Helsinki' when in fact it's the multimedia center housing the film, video, and photography wings of Helsinki University and most certainly is not on the outskirts of the capital. We have a fucking tram line right under the block pictured and we're within walking/cycling distance of Central fucking Station.

Of course we don't house people in blocks that have no windows on one side. Neither would we use a metal exterior on an apartment block, and definitely NOT is THIS area. Arabia is the model town which had the cornerstone laid in the mid-90's when the council decided to drain the land and use ot for apartment blocks and everything else required for a small and self-sufficient town unto itself. Shopping centers (2) schools, (2) libraries (2, one public, one academic) bars and restaurants, beach access, next door to the Vanhakaupunki museum and visitor center, a short walk to the reclaimed bird sanctuary, river walks, fishing for all at the base of the Vantaa estuary, and everything else from skate parks to miles upon miles of cycle lanes, with several/multiple buses en route to the city, as well as two tram lines and the state railway for long distance trips just two tram stops down the road.

This video will show you clearly how Arabia is laid out and if you look close enough you'll see Mowl's house atop the sea-view blocks of Tapio Wirkkalan puisto.



As you read in the attached article, Finland handled the issue of homelessness back in the 1990's in the wake of the 1992 housing bubble and crash that toppled the Finnish economy and saw hundreds of thousands of citizens lose their shirts after borrowing and spending more than they should have. Sound familiar? So far at least? Yeah. Well, Finland had to face the deep dark truthful mirror and accept her failings. She also accepted the responsibility in cleaning up the mess the state oversaw from the mid-80's into the mid-90's. They had limited choices as to what steps to take. Unlike Ireland, we decided not to pay off the investors. Because fuck 'em. They took their chances like everyone else, and they lost. Tough titty. Instead, Finland did what nobody expected and threw the entire budget at schools, schools, colleges, universities, education, more teachers, more third level access for all, and more teachers and schools in areas specifically designed for family living. Today we're the world's 'happiest' country. In other words, we're content, we have fewer worries than most because we have transparency and honesty by the truckload. We live in some of the world's highest standards of pretty much fucking everything. And as a tax-paying permanent resident of over twenty-five years, I too get to share in the spoils. I've had other addresses, but for shorter periods and with less intent of sticking around. When I moved in here I knew this was home. And so it's been since 2006.

It just keeps on improving. No matter how far ahead plans are made, each and every passing day delivers another reminder of the quality of life we enjoy. If you watched the video and thought about how it must be to live in an area like this, take it from me: it doesn't get much better even of you threw a few hundred grand at it. This is the pinnacle of modern Nordic living. You know the list of additional services/options we enjoy as residents of Arabia. Sauna being the least of them. Life is simply wonderful.

Meanwhile, back on the terminally shitty little island on the north Atlantic, life trundles along for Paddy and Bridie. Thirty degrees expected today, and Jambo Dawson still in bed, soon to roll out and onto the www to waste another day of his sad excuse for a life.

You don't even know you're born, lad.

Anyway, enjoy the article and the video, they both made me laugh out loud in sheer happiness.
 

As I had to explain to several Irish people who saw the building illustrated in your uploaded photo, that isn't an apartment block. It's the multi-media wing of Helsinki University of the arts and is located just five minutes walk from my home. Inside there are multiple photo and video editing suites along with a number of photographic and 3D studios used in animation and film, and I've previously hired the students there for photography shoots for art/music projects.

The colour scheme looks rather fetching and the idiot news reporter who selected the shot from stock files incorrectly identified it as an apartment block housing regular folks. It's an extension of the original Finnish design Arabia and Iittala crockery and glass-wear factories which today are commercial outlets catering for tax-free Asian and Chinese tourists who flock there every day of the year. The apartment block I'm in reflects the history of the area by using broken crockery pieces from the factory set into the concrete walls on the ground levels of the apartment blocks. There are many such hidden treats like this all over Arabianranta which was reclaimed from the sea back in the 1990's before the building of these blocks commenced. Outside my block sits Tapio Wirkkalan puisto: 'Tapio Wirkkala Park is an art park consisting of sculptures located in the Arabianranta quarter in Helsinki, Finland. The park is named after Finnish designer Tapio Wirkkala and was designed by American artist Robert Wilson'. Wikipedia

In the center of the art park there's a portal on ground level which drops around five meters underground wherein sits a small PA system which plays the verbal announcement channel of Helsinki airport departures area. There's another in a pavement shore across in Kallio, into which the rain and melting snows flow during the harsh seasons. It's not very loud, you have to listen closely but you get the idea. It's not in real time either, rather it's recorded digitally and the files updated every few hours. Why? Well, why not? It's an unusual idea and a fun one too. Anyway, this is the park outside:



As you can see, there are four quadrants and each has its own theme and some are lit from beneath. The general idea is an inside-out house with a marble mantle in one quadrant, rectangular Finnish marble stones which rotate, two sets of 'gates' on either corner, and a few totems of reindeer, birch tree trunks, and in the center is the portal from which the airport announcements beams. It's a popular picnic spot in summertime and is often full of tots out for the sunshine with their carers from the päiväkoti in my basement.

Further to your incorrect assumption that your photo is an apartment block, its location next to the old factory and to the new Pop & Jazz Conservatory which is next door to the arts block, which stretches the length of Hämeentie. It houses several different departments as well as a few galleries. In this video you can see the multi-coloured block in situ with the surrounding environment and judge for yourself how clever a design it actually is when you take all four Nordic seasons into account:



As a standalone construction, some might say the design is too much for the area it's in, but we've all grown to love it over the years since it was completed. The drone video also features my home should you care to come visit me some time. Which you won't. Which is fine. But when you see it nestling among the factory blocks and apartment blocks, it makes far more sense. As you can see. The neighbourhood is always spick and span, as are all the various satellite towns from Arabia out to the first (of three) ring-roads circling Helsinki city limits. Ours is next to the estuary of the river Vantaa which runs from way up north due south to Vanhakaupunki (the previous capital of Finland) and from which I collect driftwood from way up the country to craft my artisan ladders which I sell online and from a small gallery in Kallio. In fact, here's one for you to enjoy:



They aren't designed to be used as actual ladders (though they can be) but instead are a current hot item in home styling and used to hang towels and so on from in both the bathroom/sauna and lounge areas. The woods are all birch from northern Finland and I collect them from the waterfall above the nearby estuary and dry them out in my lock-up before I go at them with a jigsaw to size them, and an angle grinder to stress the finished look. The one pictured is an example piece and not for sale. The ones I do sell go for a starter price of €185 per six/eight step ladder, or depending on the client's needs. I'm hoping to get an hotel up in Hämeenlinna to buy a couple of dozen of my artisan ladders for their leisure areas housing swimming, sauna, and gym facilities. If they order two dozen of them now it'll take at least a month to complete the whole order, but it'll buy me a nice winter holiday as well as some new toys for my studio.

Art is a way of life for me. Creating something out of nothing is a thing Finns love, and I find it highly amusing that I'm selling wood to Finnish people. Around 78% of Finland is forest, so it's kind of like selling sand to Arabs. Or Guinness to the Irish. The artisan ladders are very enjoyable to create and it's nice to have things to do with my hands on the sunnier days out on the balcony or down by the jetty. I use the traditional Finnish knife called a puukko to carve into the birch to age it after drying. It also gets smoked over an open fire (down by the estuary) to ensure no bugs are inside before they're sealed with a thin varnish. Then I tie the lats/steps with traditional baling twine.

So that's your Finnish lesson for today, James.
I hope you learned something and it'd be even nicer again if any of this inspires you to do something with your life.
Living as an artist isn't for everyone, and staying afloat in the current market is always difficult, but then I'm very well used to not having a weekly pay packet.
As the video shows, quality of life and pleasant surroundings blend together very nicely in this beautiful country which appreciates art and artists.
Clever and functional design, along with art, creativity, and attention to detail are all valued ideals up here: my work is in so many homes across Finland.
Ladders, paintings, murals, interiors, albums I've played on, and pupils from my art and music therapy classes will all remain long after I'm gone.
Such is the quest for any artist: to create things that will outlive us and remain part of everyday life long after we die.

Please try to reply with something more than another stupid fucking meme, you dopey cunt.
It's not as if you've anything fucking else to be doing, you lazy bastard.
 
As I had to explain to several Irish people who saw the building illustrated in your uploaded photo, that isn't an apartment block. It's the multi-media wing of Helsinki University of the arts and is located just five minutes walk from my home. Inside there are multiple photo and video editing suites along with a number of photographic and 3D studios used in animation and film, and I've previously hired the students there for photography shoots for art/music projects.

The colour scheme looks rather fetching and the idiot news reporter who selected the shot from stock files incorrectly identified it as an apartment block housing regular folks. It's an extension of the original Finnish design Arabia and Iittala crockery and glass-wear factories which today are commercial outlets catering for tax-free Asian and Chinese tourists who flock there every day of the year. The apartment block I'm in reflects the history of the area by using broken crockery pieces from the factory set into the concrete walls on the ground levels of the apartment blocks. There are many such hidden treats like this all over Arabianranta which was reclaimed from the sea back in the 1990's before the building of these blocks commenced. Outside my block sits Tapio Wirkkalan puisto: 'Tapio Wirkkala Park is an art park consisting of sculptures located in the Arabianranta quarter in Helsinki, Finland. The park is named after Finnish designer Tapio Wirkkala and was designed by American artist Robert Wilson'. Wikipedia

In the center of the art park there's a portal on ground level which drops around five meters underground wherein sits a small PA system which plays the verbal announcement channel of Helsinki airport departures area. There's another in a pavement shore across in Kallio, into which the rain and melting snows flow during the harsh seasons. It's not very loud, you have to listen closely but you get the idea. It's not in real time either, rather it's recorded digitally and the files updated every few hours. Why? Well, why not? It's an unusual idea and a fun one too. Anyway, this is the park outside:



As you can see, there are four quadrants and each has its own theme and some are lit from beneath. The general idea is an inside-out house with a marble mantle in one quadrant, rectangular Finnish marble stones which rotate, two sets of 'gates' on either corner, and a few totems of reindeer, birch tree trunks, and in the center is the portal from which the airport announcements beams. It's a popular picnic spot in summertime and is often full of tots out for the sunshine with their carers from the päiväkoti in my basement.

Further to your incorrect assumption that your photo is an apartment block, its location next to the old factory and to the new Pop & Jazz Conservatory which is next door to the arts block, which stretches the length of Hämeentie. It houses several different departments as well as a few galleries. In this video you can see the multi-coloured block in situ with the surrounding environment and judge for yourself how clever a design it actually is when you take all four Nordic seasons into account:



As a standalone construction, some might say the design is too much for the area it's in, but we've all grown to love it over the years since it was completed. The drone video also features my home should you care to come visit me some time. Which you won't. Which is fine. But when you see it nestling among the factory blocks and apartment blocks, it makes far more sense. As you can see. The neighbourhood is always spick and span, as are all the various satellite towns from Arabia out to the first (of three) ring-roads circling Helsinki city limits. Ours is next to the estuary of the river Vantaa which runs from way up north due south to Vanhakaupunki (the previous capital of Finland) and from which I collect driftwood from way up the country to craft my artisan ladders which I sell online and from a small gallery in Kallio. In fact, here's one for you to enjoy:



They aren't designed to be used as actual ladders (though they can be) but instead are a current hot item in home styling and used to hang towels and so on from in both the bathroom/sauna and lounge areas. The woods are all birch from northern Finland and I collect them from the waterfall above the nearby estuary and dry them out in my lock-up before I go at them with a jigsaw to size them, and an angle grinder to stress the finished look. The one pictured is an example piece and not for sale. The ones I do sell go for a starter price of €185 per six/eight step ladder, or depending on the client's needs. I'm hoping to get an hotel up in Hämeenlinna to buy a couple of dozen of my artisan ladders for their leisure areas housing swimming, sauna, and gym facilities. If they order two dozen of them now it'll take at least a month to complete the whole order, but it'll buy me a nice winter holiday as well as some new toys for my studio.

Art is a way of life for me. Creating something out of nothing is a thing Finns love, and I find it highly amusing that I'm selling wood to Finnish people. Around 78% of Finland is forest, so it's kind of like selling sand to Arabs. Or Guinness to the Irish. The artisan ladders are very enjoyable to create and it's nice to have things to do with my hands on the sunnier days out on the balcony or down by the jetty. I use the traditional Finnish knife called a puukko to carve into the birch to age it after drying. It also gets smoked over an open fire (down by the estuary) to ensure no bugs are inside before they're sealed with a thin varnish. Then I tie the lats/steps with traditional baling twine.

So that's your Finnish lesson for today, James.
I hope you learned something and it'd be even nicer again if any of this inspires you to do something with your life.
Living as an artist isn't for everyone, and staying afloat in the current market is always difficult, but then I'm very well used to not having a weekly pay packet.
As the video shows, quality of life and pleasant surroundings blend together very nicely in this beautiful country which appreciates art and artists.
Clever and functional design, along with art, creativity, and attention to detail are all valued ideals up here: my work is in so many homes across Finland.
Ladders, paintings, murals, interiors, albums I've played on, and pupils from my art and music therapy classes will all remain long after I'm gone.
Such is the quest for any artist: to create things that will outlive us and remain part of everyday life long after we die.

Please try to reply with something more than another stupid fucking meme, you dopey cunt.
It's not as if you've anything fucking else to be doing, you lazy bastard.
Once again, you're confusing me with someone who gives a shit about Mowl, Finland, Mowl's life in Finland..
 
Once again, you're confusing me with someone who gives a shit about Mowl, Finland, Mowl's life in Finland..

And yet here you are, every passing day just as soon as you tumble out of bed and the last of your previous night's empty cheap lager tins spill out onto the manky carpeted floor of your current hovel. You have no life to speak of, Jimmy.

In fact, it scares me thinking of what passes through your thick skull with all this time on your hands due to being sponsored by the Irish dole allowance.

Every single day, you come crawling to me to help you pass even a few hours with some human interaction you otherwise wouldn't get.

You're my biggest fan by far, Dawson - and everyone knows it: all the other sites come rubbernecking me to see how hard I've clattered you around today.

Day after day, night after night, you're completely addicted to Mowl.

If I knew for a fact that you were really gay, it wouldn't bother me so much as I'm used to that: the ex-wife always said that I have the charm to turn straight men gay within ten minutes of meeting me. They want to hug me, kiss me, tell me their life stories. I'm the guy every infant baby in a pram can't take their eyes off when they see me, and their mothers always say the same thing: 'she's never done that before, but she's fascinated with you..'

Same everywhere I go. I have this magnetism that's undeniable and it's gotten me into both trouble and joy over the years. People want to be my best friend, they tell me they know me and understand me, and I always tell them that they haven't met the monster who comes out when I drink. But nothing stops them, just as nothing stops you either. It's quite a burden really, but I'm used to it by now.

The Frozen Wasteland's greatest contribution to architecture, eva..

Dublin:



Helsinki:



You haven't a leg to stand on, Dawson.
You live in Europe's filthiest and most dangerous city, not to mention the rip-off capital of the world.
Scumbags on every corner, your north-side overrun with the tramps from deepest Africa.
Ugly women with horrible accents and legs that should never be revealed in public.
Cheap, nasty, disposable, worthless, and unimaginably self-righteous slags.
You're run by culchie old men who hate Dubliners.
Where a shared bunk-bedroom in Phibsboro with seven gay men from Argentina costs you your spleen, liver, and left leg.
Where a pint of Guinness is more expensive than it is up here, where nothing is cheap.

Face it, Dawson - you have fuck all to counter me with: you're on a hiding to nowhere.
 
The Frozen Wasteland's greatest contribution to architecture, eva! -


Mental the way you asked me about Sanna Marin and then said you don't care about her, me, Finland or otherwise?

Then you post an ancient meme about an ancient rock in Finland, of all places?

Your sheer stupidity never ceases to amaze me - or my audience.

:LOL:
 
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