Origins

[AN4]

I'm a living legend, Seamus.

Of your own mind

You, on the other hand, are nought more than a leg end.



To me?

Nothing, since you asked.



Again: I'm a living legend, you are a leg end - and not in a good way.

You have no friends, Jambo, and for you of all people to mention to me about bannings?

Tell you what: try to recall as many of your past usernames as you can and see if you can remember as many as I've noted.

Your only claim to fame internet-wise is your losing streak sparring with the Mowl.

I'm a definite article.

You're just Seamus O'Dawson - terminal loser and Mowl's plaything.

Everyone knows this - what the fuck's wrong with you?

I wasn't talking about bannings, I was talking about permabans. I've been banned more times than you've had hot dinners

 

[Mowl]

Of your own mind

Stupid retort, that.

S'matter?

Drunk already?

Shay - it's not even five o'clock in the evening, and you only got up an hour after lunchtime.

I wasn't talking about bannings,

So what?

Nobody cares what you were talking about.

Not even you, you big thick plank.

I was talking about permabans.

I've only been on a handful of these Irish chat sites, and only ever under one username.

Mishka was only designed for Val Martin: he was obsessed with the Mowl at the time, and in a rather creepy way too, even for Val.

But The Mowl?

The Mowl's what every other member of these doss-house sites wants to be.

Even you, you big thick plank.

I've been banned more times than you've had hot dinners

Well, first off - that's patently not true, now is it?

Secondly, would you ever ask me arse?

How many usernames have you had? And if you can't remember them all, list as many of them as you can remember. If it's an interesting pile, I'll stick up the ones I can remember, which is no easy feat. You've been around the block since before there even was a block to go around. You've been banned and barred from more sites than I can remember. Pretty much every single one of them. Including Boards and the kiddie's site.

The weirdest thing about all that, and I say this while shaking my head in pained disbelief, is that you only ever had/have ONE single thing to say.

You both described and defined it perfectly well yesterday in one single sentence: and even though I/we/everyone ever already knows all about your particular brand of gnationalism (and the fact that you believing in it is of fuck all use to anyone anywhere given your shut-in dole-funded lifestyle) since about the year dot, you've managed to skid along the rim of your own hole in trying to convey to a thoroughly disinterested audience of around two people the importance of your EXACT brand of gnationalism and why it's the bestest one as well.

If ethno-gnationalism is so cool and froody - how come you're:

(a) broke
(b) useless
(c) annoying
(d) tasteless
(e) unrefined
(f) lazy
(g) gay
(h) impotent

(i) and all the rest of the alphabet - just fill in the blanks yourself - it's a gas.

You plank, big, thick, etc, etc.

 

[AN4]

You seem to think that I care about the things you think I care about - I really don't e.g. I don't care about Finland, I don't care about Selena Melanoma, I don't care about how many different usernames I've had.. I don't care about however many things you imagine I care about

 

[AN4]

Stupid retort, that.

S'matter?

Drunk already?

Shay - it's not even five o'clock in the evening, and you only got up an hour after lunchtime.



So what?

Nobody cares what you were talking about.

Not even you, you big thick plank.



I've only been on a handful of these Irish chat sites, and only ever under one username.

Mishka was only designed for Val Martin: he was obsessed with the Mowl at the time, and in a rather creepy way too, even for Val.

But The Mowl?

The Mowl's what every other member of these doss-house sites wants to be.

Even you, you big thick plank.

Can anyone actually believe that Daithi O'Cleirigh typed that ^ and believed it himself

I have said, many times, that I would hate to be him, would die of boredom if I was etc.

I see Dáithí as nothing more than a narcissistic, anti-social, monotonous, low IQ asshole incapable of discussion (with adults) and who comes online for a few hours in the afternoon every day (here) to prove it.. It's like a self-humiliation ritual he has

Well, first off - that's patently not true, now is it?

Secondly, would you ever ask me arse?

How many usernames have you had? And if you can't remember them all, list as many of them as you can remember. If it's an interesting pile, I'll stick up the ones I can remember, which is no easy feat. You've been around the block since before there even was a block to go around. You've been banned and barred from more sites than I can remember. Pretty much every single one of them. Including Boards and the kiddie's site.

The weirdest thing about all that, and I say this while shaking my head in pained disbelief, is that you only ever had/have ONE single thing to say.

You both described and defined it perfectly well yesterday in one single sentence: and even though I/we/everyone ever already knows all about your particular brand of gnationalism (and the fact that you believing in it is of fuck all use to anyone anywhere given your shut-in dole-funded lifestyle) since about the year dot, you've managed to skid along the rim of your own hole in trying to convey to a thoroughly disinterested audience of around two people the importance of your EXACT brand of gnationalism and why it's the bestest one as well.

If ethno-gnationalism is so cool and froody - how come you're:

(a) broke
(b) useless
(c) annoying
(d) tasteless
(e) unrefined
(f) lazy
(g) gay
(h) impotent

(i) and all the rest of the alphabet - just fill in the blanks yourself - it's a gas.

You plank, big, thick, etc, etc.

 

[Mowl]

Can anyone actually believe that Daithi O'Cleirigh typed that ^ and believed it himself

Oooh, you posted my name.

Edgy.

Bet no-one's ever done THAT before.

I have said, many times, that I would hate to be him, would die of boredom if I was etc.

So Keith Woods is more interesting to you?

Mental the way he's a boring cunt.

I see Dáithí as nothing more than a

There you go again: 'fada or no fada, I'm gonna git that Mowl...'

Half-witted loser level, Jimmy.

narcissistic, anti-social, monotonous,

Like looking in a mirror, eh.

low IQ

asshole incapable of discussion (with adults) and who comes online for a few hours in the afternoon every day (here) to prove it.. It's like a self-humiliation ritual he has

Nope, I've just no interest in having an adult conversation with YOU.

You have one subject and a handful of side-show freaks like the tiddlywinks, Oasis, Noel Gallagher's views on jazz, Keith Woods, East17, The Bongles, Cyndi Lauper, Susanna Hoffs, and this emoji:

You're like an excited child on too much lemonade on Christmas Day.

Annoyingly cloying, and desperate to 'win' whatever game you think this is.

* You hovered on the blue lettering, right?​

 

[AN4]

Mowl is now trying to claim that he has adult discussions with other people on Irish political fora all the time.. Just not me

 

[Mowl]

Mowl is now trying to claim that he has adult discussions with other people on Irish political fora all the time.. Just not me

So you did try to click on the blue highlight.

Bet you thought it was a link to East17's hit: 'Stay Now'.

Or possibly this.

 

[AN4]

There literally isn't any evidence of you participating in adult discussions on Irish political fora, ever

 

[Mowl]

There literally isn't any evidence of you participating in adult discussions on Irish political fora, ever

That's the spirit, Jimmy: up and at 'em.

That snot-nosed gnationalism of yours isn't going to spread itself around, now is it?

 

[AN4]

That's the spirit, Jimmy: up and at 'em.

That snot-nosed gnationalism of yours isn't going to spread itself around, now is it?

There does appear to be a certain amount of gravity between you and leftists, specifically leftist lesbians (Jenny Dots, Kamikaze etc.)

 

[Mowl]

There does appear to be a certain amount of gravity between you and leftists, specifically leftist lesbians (Jenny Dots, Kamikaze etc.)

Leftists?

I'm right-handed mostly, but as a result of playing drums all my life I'm also ambidextrous. Calligraphy also calls for a steady right hand while the left either supports the right or a maul.

Do you know what a maul is, Jambo?

Hint: It's not a relative of the Mowl.

 

[AN4]

Leftists?

I'm right-handed mostly, but as a result of playing drums all my life I'm also ambidextrous.

Huh, wha? You don't know that there are left and right-handed drummers?

I think to be truly ambidextrous one needs to be able to write (the same) with both hands, can you do that?

I'm right-handed but I do a lot of things left-handed, for example play the guitar

I used to joke with people that I was ambidextrous. So, for example, they'd see me playing the guitar left-handed and then I'd say - give me that pen there, and I'd write perfectly with my right hand. They never thought to ask me - Now do it with your left hand

Calligraphy also calls for a steady right hand while the left either supports the right or a maul.

Do you know what a maul is, Jambo?

Hint: It's not a relative of the Mowl.

 

[Mowl]

Huh, wha? You don't know that there are left and right-handed drummers?

Christ, you're dumb, aren't you?

Here's a couple of examples, let's see if you can tell me which kit is set for a right-handed player and which is for a lefty.

Image (1) Stewart Copeland:



Image (2) Phil Collins:



Now there IS a trick element to this question, but you'll never figure it out unless I clue you in first. But suffice it to say that one of these drummers was a huge influence on me when I began playing drums. In fact, he's the reason I crafted myself a pair of home-made sticks out of the lats from a cot bed for a baby. When I was shown a standard ll/rr and could master it within a minute (or less) my tutor told me I was a natural. He used to play in marching bands, side-drum as it's called and he was also ambidextrous. So I bought my first pair of proper sticks in McCullough-Piggott's along Wicklow St and joined St Louise's Pipe & Reed marching band at 15p a week for four hours every Thursday night in my own daily classroom at St John' College.

Then St Patrick's Day was mentioned and along with it, my having to purchase a kilt and jacket.
That's where Aughrim was lost, and I went my own way with nought but the first three rudiments.
Three was plenty for me, and I could mix and match them to play pretty much anything I heard.
Apart from Stewart Copeland, because he style isn't traditional - not even close.
But Phil was a good source for straight-ahead grooves and I listened and learned from him too.
Tracks like this one, which while it may sound twee, is actually a powerhouse of groove elements stripped back to the bone:

Genesis: 'Abacab'



Tip: listen to where the kick-drum placements are, and ask yourself if they actually work as they should - and if not - why not?

 

[Mowl]

Cont'd:

Of course, Stewart's style is rather different to everything Phil's about.
Here's a deceptively clever structure from Stewart, and it's actually a blues - if you understand how he's approaching it:

The Police: 'Murder By Numbers'



Now that sounds real simple, doesn't it? Just a kick and a hi-hat for most of the verse sections, then he drops the snare when the chorus kicks in. The point I'm making here is that both these songs by both of these drummers (who otherwise have fuck all in common) is that they're both approaching the same thing but in different ways. Phil's is obviously more recognizable as it's a fairly standard deviation from the traditional 4/4, where Stewart leans more to the Caribbean 'one-drop' style favoured by the great reggae players like Carlton Barrett and Sly Dunbar.

I think to be truly ambidextrous one needs to be able to write (the same) with both hands, can you do that?

Yes, and again I'll ask you if you know what the fuck a maulstick is.

I'm right-handed but I do a lot of things left-handed, for example play the guitar

That must be a pain in arse for you?
Seriously, why do that?
Drums are a very physical instrument to work with: all four limbs working independently.
A guitar is a melodic instrument, why complicate it?

I used to joke with people that I was ambidextrous.

What, that you could wank with your left hand a call it a 'stranger'?
Try sitting on your right hand until it goes numb, then tape it to your cock and see how you get on.

So, for example, they'd see me playing the guitar left-handed and then I'd say - give me that pen there, and I'd write perfectly with my right hand.

They must have thought you a witch.

They never thought to ask me - Now do it with your left hand

Oh, aren't you a smart little boy?
Jesus fuck, Jambo - you're easily amused, aren't you?

 

[AN4]

Wow. That's a lot of screed (that no one read) for you to avoid answering the question - Can you write with both hands (the same)

 

[AN4]

Cont'd:

Of course, Stewart's style is rather different to everything Phil's about.
Here's a deceptively clever structure from Stewart, and it's actually a blues - if you understand how he's approaching it:

The Police: 'Murder By Numbers'



Now that sounds real simple, doesn't it? Just a kick and a hi-hat for most of the verse sections, then he drops the snare when the chorus kicks in. The point I'm making here is that both these songs by both of these drummers (who otherwise have fuck all in common) is that they're both approaching the same thing but in different ways. Phil's is obviously more recognizable as it's a fairly standard deviation from the traditional 4/4, where Stewart leans more to the Caribbean 'one-drop' style favoured by the great reggae players like Carlton Barrett and Sly Dunbar.

Yes, and again I'll ask you if you know what the fuck a maulstick is.

Oh, maybe you did (that's what happens when you know not to bother reading Mowl's posts)

Anyway, I wasn't talking about your colouring books

That must be a pain in arse for you?
Seriously, why do that?
Drums are a very physical instrument to work with: all four limbs working independently.
A guitar is a melodic instrument, why complicate it?



What, that you could wank with your left hand a call it a 'stranger'?
Try sitting on your right hand until it goes numb, then tape it to your cock and see how you get on.



They must have thought you a witch.



Oh, aren't you a smart little boy?
Jesus fuck, Jambo - you're easily amused, aren't you?

 

[Mowl]

Wow. That's a lot of screed (that no one read) for you to avoid answering the question - Can you write with both hands (the same)

The answer you seek is within the holy grail of my last two posts.

Go find it yourself, you slovenly piglet.

Oh, maybe you did (that's what happens when you know not to bother reading Mowl's posts)

You read every single word I write, Jambo.

Everyone knows this.

Anyway, I wasn't talking about your colouring books

Yeah, you were talking about the black man and how he's going to something-something to your something or other.

And there isn't a flying pig of a chance you'll ever do anything about it.

That's the problem with access to cheap Dutch lager: it confuses you no end, and you can never keep up the pace with the Mowl.

Or his maulstick.

Which one day I'm going to slap you across the face with.

 

[AN4]

Cont'd:

Of course, Stewart's style is rather different to everything Phil's about.
Here's a deceptively clever structure from Stewart, and it's actually a blues - if you understand how he's approaching it:

The Police: 'Murder By Numbers'



Now that sounds real simple, doesn't it? Just a kick and a hi-hat for most of the verse sections, then he drops the snare when the chorus kicks in. The point I'm making here is that both these songs by both of these drummers (who otherwise have fuck all in common) is that they're both approaching the same thing but in different ways. Phil's is obviously more recognizable as it's a fairly standard deviation from the traditional 4/4, where Stewart leans more to the Caribbean 'one-drop' style favoured by the great reggae players like Carlton Barrett and Sly Dunbar.



Yes, and again I'll ask you if you know what the fuck a maulstick is.

That must be a pain in arse for you?
Seriously, why do that?
Drums are a very physical instrument to work with: all four limbs working independently.
A guitar is a melodic instrument, why complicate it?

Why do anything left or right-handed - it's what comes natural

Why do I eat with a knife and fork in the wrong hands. Why do I open a tin of soup with a tin-opener using the wrong hands with my arms crossed?

Now, you could be like Noel Gallagher, who's left-handed but learned to play the guitar right-handed, or Jimi Hendrix, who played the guitar upside-down but I just did what was natural to me..

What, that you could wank with your left hand a call it a 'stranger'?
Try sitting on your right hand until it goes numb, then tape it to your cock and see how you get on.



They must have thought you a witch.



Oh, aren't you a smart little boy?
Jesus fuck, Jambo - you're easily amused, aren't you?

 

[Mowl]

Why do anything left or right-handed - it's what comes natural

Or you could just use your left foot, right?

Why do I eat with a knife and fork in the wrong hands.

Because your Ma smacked you against the wall a bit too hard when you pooped the bed again?

Why do I open a tin of soup with a tin-opener using the wrong hands with my arms crossed?

Because you're a mentally retarded and handicapped little twat?

Now, you could be like Noel Gallagher,

No, I could never be anything like that little gobshite.

I'm too good looking anyway.

who's left-handed

I don't know.

You?

Your Ma?

but learned to play the guitar right-handed, or Jimi Hendrix, who played the guitar upside-down but I just did what was natural to me..

Yeah, of course he did: that's why he was suspended from the rafters on bungee ropes, wasn't it.

You doing what came natural to you is exactly why your Ma slapped your head against the kitchen wall when you shat the bed.

Poor Jambo - you thought I had signed off for the evening, no?

I'm still here, and so is Sanna Marin, your crush.

 

[AN4]

Or you could just use your left foot, right?



Because your Ma smacked you against the wall a bit too hard when you pooped the bed again?



Because you're a mentally retarded and handicapped little twat?



No, I could never be anything like that little gobshite.

I'm too good looking anyway.



I don't know.

You?

Your Ma?



Yeah, of course he did: that's why he was suspended from the rafters on bungee ropes, wasn't it.

You doing what came natural to you is exactly why your Ma slapped your head against the kitchen wall when you shat the bed.

Poor Jambo - you thought I had signed off for the evening, no?

I'm still here, and so is Sanna Marin, your crush.

Nope. You're not

I don't know why you get yourself so riled up shortly before your bedtime.. i.e. double Bellinis, industrial strength spliffs and another watch of Good Morning Vietnam! and Louis Theroux's documentary on "white supremacists" (before you pass out)