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[Mowl]

Thinking is hard..

For you, yes.

 

[AN4]

 

[David]

If most people were asked to envision an image of a mathematician in their heads then it'd probably be something along the lines of the guy in the bottom photo, aka. a stern, bespectacled, boring-looking male. Then Hannah Fry comes along.

Hannah Fry - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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[Mowl]

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Wouldn't throw her out of bed for using her calculator.

 

[AN4]

 

[Mowl]

Jambo's on to slab Number Two already.

Tsunami incoming.

 

[AN4]

 

[AN4]

Australia's finance minister doesn't know what gross and net means -

 

[Mowl]

What a fucking bore.

 

[AN4]

Australia's finance minister doesn't know what gross and net means -

Mowl thinks it's people like that ^ who made Finland great again

 

[AN4]

Wouldn't throw her out of bed for using her calculator.

So, guys, is that your new favourite tranny?

 

[Mowl]

Mowl thinks it's people like that ^ who made Finland great again

There's never been a point when Finland wasn't great, Jambo.

But since I arrived it's only gotten better.

Just finished the shopping and am all set for kick-off tomorrow afternoon for the Vappu celebrations down in Kaivopuisto. Couple of boxes of white wine for the Bellinis, lots of lonkerot, piles of snack foods, main course items (to come home to) and my man split my supply into thirds: three grams of skunk, three of Jack Herrer, and another three of a hybrid that could send rockets to the moon and back.

I have the rooftop booked for Friday night: open air barbecue and the decks set up inside, enough room for around twenty people, those three slabs of beer that've been out on the balcony since New Year's Eve will finally get dusted down. I've the guitars tuned and set for a jam, a mini-Mowl drum-set for brushes and reeds, and the cheque for the sessions I did up north last week has turned, so I'm flush, beautiful, well-supplied, and ready to party.

Any plans of your own, Jimmy?
A few slabs for yourself?
Two frozen pizzas instead of just the one?
A packet of smokes and a new head for your mop?

That and just you - all alone: Jimmy-no-mates, drunk and crying into your pint glass in the Irish rain.

Man, it's great to be happy in the happiest place in the world.

Trust me, Jambo: you'll never know what it's like.

You're a sad and sorry loser, isn't it.

 

[AN4]

I guess Paul J. Harvey is still Mowl's favourite tranny... (he met him once dontcha know)

 

[Mowl]

East 17, Jimmy.

East 17.

 

[AN4]

Go on, tell us that story again when you were working as a waiter in a someplace that Paul used to frequent and you fell in love with him..

 

[Mowl]

So you know the names of all the lads in East 17, Jimmy?

How many posters of them have you sellotaped to your bedroom wall?

Spattered in semen?

 

[AN4]

No? Do you remember telling that story before? It was one of your most embarrassing ever..

 

[Mowl]

What's the name of the baldy guy with the broken ankles in East 17?

Your favourite band, Jimmy?

 

[AN4]

Mowl, a pop band making a very good Christmas song, which they did, does not make them my "favourite band", clearly

Please stop spamming the site and try to grow up a little bit

 

[Mowl]

Mowl, a pop band making a very good Christmas song, which they did, does not make them my "favourite band", clearly

Jimmy: it's okay to like East 17, seriously - no need to be embarrassed about your tastes in music and men.

It's even okay to admit to loving The Bangles and Cyndi Lumphammer - as you've done so many times before.

Hell, you can even like Christmas songs at the beginning of the summer if it gets it up for you.

Please stop spamming the site and try to grow up a little bit

No.