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No, you don't
Which is why you (and moron #2) are always babbling about pride, love, romance etc.
I remember art and music teachers being cool, full of encouragement even if somrone was falling behind. Maths teaching seems to attract impatient, grumpy cunts for some reason.
Mowl
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Just look at Jambo Dawson.
Even worse - have a look at his (uncensored) Music Thread.
All his favourite songs - and Val Martin.
No idea - I'd need to click on it to begin the journey.
But I didn't.
That won't be changing any time soon.
Yes, social media is banned for under 16s
Mowl
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He was born ugly.
And fat.
That's very flattering, Jimmy - but I'm much older than sixteen - no matter what you might think.
'The Most Beautiful Boy In Dublin' - as the schoolyard girlies voted me.
I remember my first year in uni.. the class I was in (over a hundred people) produced some sort of magazine or comic after a couple of terms that was about us, I wasn't involved, I don't get into that sort of thing. But I read it anyway (it was about my class after all, not that I knew a lot of them) and there was some section in it called - "Girls Corner", or something like that, and I noticed that there was a caption that read something like - Is James Dawson wearing any pants?
Obviously I was having an effect on the ladies (unbeknownst to me tbqh). And these were young adults, not kids in a playground
Mowl
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Try any dumpster without a lock on it.
Is must, Jimmy.
Is.
Must.
Yes, your literary skills are as pissy-wet yella-knickers as your political/sociological outlook.
Perhaps your pheromones were repulsive to them?
College-age girls are majorly attracted/repulsed by such simple human things.
They're natural-born breeders after all.
I should know: they adore having me close.
I'm beautiful and charming - a heady mix.
Ahh, so it was the pheromones.
Tough luck, Jimmy.
Were being the operative word.
Dave's having his way with ye, is it.
Your meteorological goons are a fucking gas.
It's Ireland - the weather's always been fucked up.
A bit of wind's no big deal, not unless you're standing at the edge of some pier or cliff.
Last time I went to hang out at the cliff's of Moher I had to crawl along the grass to get to the edge safely.
Massive winds, the waves were fucking awesome; the sheer power of the ocean hacking into the base of the cliffs.
Eating away at the edge of the west coast, tireless and determined - and she'll still be hacking away long after we're gone.
Blue skies and a brilliant golden-white sun beaming down in the afternoon, now perfectly calm outside.
Still three weeks until Vappu (May Day) and Helsinki's going to go berserk - and I'll be joining them.
Well, we do know that they were both hungry AND horny fuckers.
We wouldn't exist otherwise.
Cue Jimmy 'NO-PANTS' Dawson telling us how he'd just head-butt the bear and steal his honey-pot.
In his childhood, he was sadly neglected by his Ma and Da.
But at least 'NO-PANTS' is better than 'pissy-wet yella-knickers', right?
It's insane how our prehistoric ancestors survived without guns when they were meals for predators such as Saber-toothed tigers and Giant Short Faced Bears. This thing makes a grizzly bear look like a dog by comparison.
It's amazing how powerful even smaller animals such as lions are. You can't outrun them, you can't fight back - you just better hope they're not feckin hungry if you encounter them in the wild.
Does anyone else find Dave hilariously childish (and dull)?
