What is it they hope to achieve anyway by sitting around whinging on Dan's forum?
The French stormed the Bastille...we Irish seem to prefer sitting around complaining about this, that and the other instead of actually taking action.
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What is it they hope to achieve anyway by sitting around whinging on Dan's forum?
The French stormed the Bastille...we Irish seem to prefer sitting around complaining about this, that and the other instead of actually taking action.
Mowl
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Nothing - just filling in the time between welfare cheques.
The Irish would storm the Guinness factory before they'd even think about knocking on the doors at Leinster House to ask a few questions about wtf is going on.
Not at all: there's nothing the Irish hate more than their buddy making good or getting lucky.
Val found his niche: it's talking to culchies about culchie stuff in a culchie accent, while the cows are starving and covered in sarcoptic mangemite.
Declan Kelly doesn't have a fucking clue what's going on anywhere in Ireland, or in Dedham - too busy filling his fat face with cheeseburgers and fries.
lol I didn't think this retard could get any more Walter Mitty 
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Post in thread 'General Chat in The Marcus Lounge.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/general-chat-in-the-marcus-lounge.1108/post-156542
- Post in thread 'General Chat in The Marcus Lounge.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.com/threads/general-chat-in-the-marcus-lounge.1108/post-156542
Mowl
Member
Which one?
That Mad Fish fool or the Big Fat Hoor plonker?
They're all fucking morons over there: they'd have to be to hang around with sewer scum like fats Kelly, the bingo-player-taxiing man with the van.
Did you know that almost every sibling in the Ó Snodaigh dynasty has published a book?
Both of the lads in Kíla for example have books published.
I have a copy right here of 'The Art Of Pissing' by Rossa Ó Snodaigh - aka Professor Jimmy Riddle.
Do you know why they've all published books, Jambo?
(Can't call you JImmy today what with the Jimmy Riddle factor - your 'audience' might get all confused and in a tizzy.)
Click on the link and then you'll know you lazy, stupid fucken cunt
That Mad Fish fool or the Big Fat Hoor plonker?
They're all fucking morons over there: they'd have to be to hang around with sewer scum like fats Kelly, the bingo-player-taxiing man with the van.
Did you know that almost every sibling in the Ó Snodaigh dynasty has published a book?
Both of the lads in Kíla for example have books published.
I have a copy right here of 'The Art Of Pissing' by Rossa Ó Snodaigh - aka Professor Jimmy Riddle.
Do you know why they've all published books, Jambo?
(Can't call you JImmy today what with the Jimmy Riddle factor - your 'audience' might get all confused and in a tizzy.)
Mowl
Member
Not lazy, just entirely disinterested in their antics, Jimmy.
I've heard it all before - a million times.
Not that you're much better. You have one point to make and it's always the leftism with you, innit. You're a boring fucking cunt really. You actually find all this sloping around the sites entertaining rather than amusing, don't you straw-balls? You're only happy when you're surrounded by sweaty old men who eat, drink, smoke, and sleep at their computer desks. Food spillage all down their t-shirts, the white and dried-in patches under the armpits where they spray on some instant shower without even bothering to stand up. Surrounded by brimming-over ashtrays and milk cartons full of yesterday's piss.
Not me, though. I live very zen. My Feng Shui is so effective Japanese ladies want to immediately marry me and give me money.
The art of not giving a shit, innit.
Try it out some time, Kid.
Of all the things that currently surround you and are within your line of sight, which is the most important/valuable to you?
In twenty words or less.
You and Mad Fish have quite a lot in common..
You're both Walter Mittys, you're both retards, you're both insecure (because you're retards) and you're both permanently angry (because you're retards)
He's a little more grown up than you but other than that, two peas in a pod really
Mowl
Member
Nah, not really.
You're the half-arse rubber-necking him, Jimmy.
Not me.
Well, I guess you must know what you're talking about: you've definitely put in the time, eh.
You'll be whizzing back and forth between Arsefield's and the kiddie site, then hopping on here to see if Mowl's around?
Tray of Dutch Gold at your feet, a frozen pizza thawing out on top of its own box - waiting for you to lash it into the oven without having to stand up?
Hell of a life, that.
Eh yeah
It sends you into fits of rage to see adults discuss adult things..
It's hilarious that you call another site the kiddie site showing a complete lack of self-awareness
I'm the only adult here
Mowl
Member
You've never seen/known/heard me to be in a rage about anything, Jambo.
I'm actually a rather contented sort of Mowl, y'know?
Happy, like - in a very happy place, with hot blondes everywhere I go.
It's a gas really.
It's hilarious that you call another site the kiddie site showing a complete lack of self-awareness
You're an internet chat-board addict, Jimmy.
That's all.
Just that.
I see that Gayven is getting uppity in the
It's gas, now that myself, Myles and Sword don't post there anymore they're loath to ban him
Even the slimey, weaselly, corrupt cunt jpc won't ban him from the thread
Mowl
Member
I see that Gayven is getting uppity in theRaptureUSrael vs. Iran thread
It's gas, now that myself, Myles and Sword don't post there anymore they're loath to ban him
Even the slimey, weaselly, corrupt cunt jpc won't ban him from the thread
Such an exciting life, honestly.
But I see you're awake at last - quarter past five on a Sunday evening mind.
The Dutch must love you, Jimmy - you're keeping their liquid exports high on the money-making tab.
STUCK in a time warp, the returning Myles O'Reilly has posted a video of Israeli asset and grifter, Tommy Robinson, shiteing on to some American evangelical Zionist about how da Muslims are going to take over Texas -
Post in thread '"Tommy Robinson" arrested at "March Against Antisemitism" Rally.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.co...ch-against-antisemitism-rally.645/post-157055
It'll be just like Luton, innit bruv
Post in thread '"Tommy Robinson" arrested at "March Against Antisemitism" Rally.' https://www.sarsfieldsvirtualpub.co...ch-against-antisemitism-rally.645/post-157055
It'll be just like Luton, innit bruv
Mowl
Member
That you have time enough on your hands to trail around the sewers of the intertits finding out what the sop Myles O'Reilly has to say about anything at all is a clear signal that the Irish dole system is working as it should.
Jimmy, your parents must be looking down at you wishing they'd considered an abortion while they still could.
It's that sad.
Jimmy, your parents must be looking down at you wishing they'd considered an abortion while they still could.
It's that sad.
Myles and Wolf strike me as the kind who piss away all of their money at the pub and bookies, then blame their circumstances on nefarious, malevolent, mustache-twirling villains hiding in the shadows, e.g. the gubermint, the New World Order etc.
If half these lads stopped drinking copius amounts of pints, followed by betting the remainder of their income on the horses then Dan's site traffic would take some hit. The regular clientele of Arsefield's effectively consists of drunks and gambling addicts whinging about what society has done to them, when truth be told their predicament is their own doing.
If half these lads stopped drinking copius amounts of pints, followed by betting the remainder of their income on the horses then Dan's site traffic would take some hit. The regular clientele of Arsefield's effectively consists of drunks and gambling addicts whinging about what society has done to them, when truth be told their predicament is their own doing.
Mowl
Member
Hilarious joke of the day:
Jambo calling Finland 'The Frozen Wasteland' through gritted teeth and empty pockets.
He's seriously annoyed that we won the 'World's Happiest Country' prize again!
For the NINTH time in a row - and still not even a mention for poor auld Ireland?
Ahh, that's sad.
Anyway, time for sauna and cold beers for the Mowl.
How about you, Shay?
Any plans for the week ahead?
Jambo calling Finland 'The Frozen Wasteland' through gritted teeth and empty pockets.
He's seriously annoyed that we won the 'World's Happiest Country' prize again!
For the NINTH time in a row - and still not even a mention for poor auld Ireland?
Ahh, that's sad.
Anyway, time for sauna and cold beers for the Mowl.
How about you, Shay?
Any plans for the week ahead?
In the middle of the day?
Why do you keep on telling us that you're a bum (we already know that)