Hilarious jokes

[David]

When it's not the demon drink in an English pub selling English dinners and culture, he's banging on about Irish nationalism and a Toyota Corolla from 1982.

And that - in a nutshell, is the man's entire world: a Japanese car from the previous century and real English bitter with chips and Yorkshire pudding.

Irish nationalism appears way down his 'to-do' list.

About as useful as an enlarged clitoris on a dying granny.

What is it they hope to achieve anyway by sitting around whinging on Dan's forum?

The French stormed the Bastille...we Irish seem to prefer sitting around complaining about this, that and the other instead of actually taking action.

 

[David]

No log in for over a year. That must have been one hell of a handbag fight between Molly McCracken and Lady Lavery.

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[Mowl]

What is it they hope to achieve anyway by sitting around whinging on Dan's forum?

Nothing - just filling in the time between welfare cheques.

The French stormed the Bastille...we Irish seem to prefer sitting around complaining about this, that and the other instead of actually taking action.

The Irish would storm the Guinness factory before they'd even think about knocking on the doors at Leinster House to ask a few questions about wtf is going on.

No log in for over a year. That must have been one hell of a handbag fight between Molly McCracken and Lady Lavery.

Not at all: there's nothing the Irish hate more than their buddy making good or getting lucky.

Val found his niche: it's talking to culchies about culchie stuff in a culchie accent, while the cows are starving and covered in sarcoptic mangemite.

Declan Kelly doesn't have a fucking clue what's going on anywhere in Ireland, or in Dedham - too busy filling his fat face with cheeseburgers and fries.