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Mowl
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Awful way to live, the poor guy's so young and naive.
Imagine if it was say, Jambo who spent his whole day copy/pasting two or three other people's weird articles to complete strangers he's never met and who have no interest in what these freaks he follows says or does? Anyone would think he was a big giant loser with no life. Probably definitely hasn't been kissed by a female in around eight to eleven years. Apart from his aunties and cousins.
That would be a terrible waste of a life alright, wouldn't it?
This is why they're trying to restrict internet access to under sixteens.
Personally I don't see how they can - kids today already know all the tricks.
But I guess it gives the 'won't anybody think of the children' quotient something to be doing with themselves.
There's an easy life to be had if you can get on the state nipple trying to outlaw porn channels for kids far smarter than them.
Again, I imagine a bloke like Jambo: what impact have his internet habits had on his development as a male adult? Can't be healthy being active on at least three chat sites with laboriously slow returns to conversations - with total strangers he's never and will never meet. How many usernames does he currently have in his wallet. From James Dawson through to the current AN6 username? Could be anywhere from seventeen to thirty-nine. Could be more.
I think it's clear that Jimmy D needs a distraction from all the men he identifies with and tries to mimic as best he can.
If we were to chip in and send him a nice hooker, around his Ma's age, have her cook his a fry and clean his jacks. Then clatter him around a bit. Criticize him. Belittle him. ground him. Send him to his room. Take away his PlayStation.
He'd probably love it.
Best night in in years.
Oasis playing in the background: Noel singing 'Acquiesce' and Jambo doing a striptease while looking at himself in the full-length mirror.
I can almost smell the stale Dutch Gold from here.
What a gomb.
He's not alone though, there's also this little cunt who killed his adoptive father in a row over an XBox game.
11-year-old accused in adoptive dad’s birthday night killing over video game now faces adult trial: docs
An 11-year-old Pennsylvania boy accused of fatally shooting his adoptive father appeared in court this week, charged as an adult with criminal homicide.www.foxnews.com
What?
No, wrong (I've been around the block too many times with you two)
Mowl
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You're a moody fucker.
I've been around the block too many times with you too.
Yeah, right you are.
But at least you've finally found your Mammy again over on Daemon's playground. Exile and Estrangement is a pretty obvious username from Zippy/Paradosis/Sword Of St Catbags, I'd have thought he might try a bit harder but he opted for a female looking profile picture that's split in half, much like the wheelchair-racing old buzzard's mental head.
Next up he'll be mooching in for a moderator's seat in galleys, then banning everyone from mentioning his previous usernames.
He could at least have tried to write a few starter posts before mentioning ROC, like he always does.
You're such an obvious little sperg, Jimmy: a little bit of jibing on here and you're wetting your little panties again.
Mowl
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Spotted yesterday in Dingle:
The FF logos give it away.
They're playing Dublin tonight.
Surprise gig announced earlier today - tickets are tight and security wants each ticket signed by the purchaser: no resales allowed.
Ilan Rublin's on the drum throne: fresh out of NIN, with ex-Foo Fighter's drummer Josh Freese resuming duties on the current NIN tour.
All this drummer swapping is good for the headlines - nothing nicer than nasty gossip proved to be lies.
I wonder if Ilan's up to it?
He fucking nailed it with Reznor.
They're both very in-your-face type players.
Let's have a listen to this from Graham Norton's show last night:
The FF logos give it away.
They're playing Dublin tonight.
Surprise gig announced earlier today - tickets are tight and security wants each ticket signed by the purchaser: no resales allowed.
Ilan Rublin's on the drum throne: fresh out of NIN, with ex-Foo Fighter's drummer Josh Freese resuming duties on the current NIN tour.
All this drummer swapping is good for the headlines - nothing nicer than nasty gossip proved to be lies.
I wonder if Ilan's up to it?
He fucking nailed it with Reznor.
They're both very in-your-face type players.
Let's have a listen to this from Graham Norton's show last night:
Spotted yesterday in Dingle:
The FF logos give it away.
They're playing Dublin tonight.
Surprise gig announced earlier today - tickets are tight and security wants each ticket signed by the purchaser: no resales allowed.
Ilan Rublin's on the drum throne: fresh out of NIN, with ex-Foo Fighter's drummer Josh Freese resuming duties on the current NIN tour.
All this drummer swapping is good for the headlines - nothing nicer than nasty gossip proved to be lies.
I wonder if Ilan's up to it?
He fucking nailed it with Reznor.
They're both very in-your-face type players.
Or not
Mowl
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But Jimmy, they're all blokes.
In the band, like.
No girls at all.
You like blokes - you adore blokes.
The only female I ever heard you mention saying 'she's hot' was yer wan in The Bangles, your other favourite bangles and bongos elastic band.
She's around sixty-five or seventy: looks like someone's wrinkly old granny in a mini-skirt and bra holding an expensive guitar.
The only women you like are those who seem to take you under their wing: like Swordy-Pie does.
They're ALL Mammy surrogates.
It's mental really.
Poor Jambo.. ..always casting about, grabbing onto nothing, falling faster and faster minute by minute.
What's wrong with "Tommytard", why have you got it circled?You're a moody fucker.
I've been around the block too many times with you too.
Yeah, right you are.
But at least you've finally found your Mammy again over on Daemon's playground. Exile and Estrangement is a pretty obvious username from Zippy/Paradosis/Sword Of St Catbags, I'd have thought he might try a bit harder but he opted for a female looking profile picture that's split in half, much like the wheelchair-racing old buzzard's mental head.
Next up he'll be mooching in for a moderator's seat in galleys, then banning everyone from mentioning his previous usernames.
He could at least have tried to write a few starter posts before mentioning ROC, like he always does.
You're such an obvious little sperg, Jimmy: a little bit of jibing on here and you're wetting your little panties again.
Do you even know who Tommy Robinson is (he's not you so you mightn't)?
Mowl
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What's wrong with "Tommytard", why have you got it circled?
It's another of your bugbears: to me he's just another midgety little English cunt with delusions of the realm still being relevant.
A football hooligan-level anti-everything wanker with a cheap beer problem like your own.
Common English knackers like Yaxley don't the Mowl impress.
So far, he's changed nothing - not even his underpants.
Nope, never met the guy, never rated the guy.
To me he's just another shit-stirring yap like yourself.
Has that little Hitler complex - like yourself.
About as relevant as that 'Seig Heil' boy who photo-bombed the Google offices a few years back.
Hit and run type street yob: acts all big when his gang are behind him, is a tiny plonker in a world of sewers rest of the time.
You didn't find it funny?
, but that anthem at the end of the Borat film is spot on when it comes to the Soviet-style sound / lyrics about industrial greatness vs. the West...you'd swear it was the Red Army singing in this video
If you look at little Tommy when Tim Fool is preparing the first caviar bite, you see his head and eyes darting around, his little paws up, reminded me of a kid
In terms of his background.. Well, he's just a working class lad who's not very bright. Same as yourself
Mowl
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Do you reckon people like Tommy find Ali G funny?
Don't know, don't care - and frankly it amazes me how dumb you are filling in your days with this sort of bullshit.
No wonder you're a terminal scratcher-mooch.
Considering they're sort of as dumb as the character
Well, you'd know all about that, Jimmy: dumb and dumber, that's you inside and out.
A walking dumbbell.
A clanger louder than the bells of Christchurch.
On the hour every hour, all day and night.
You didn't find it funny?
Nope - but I do find YOU funny.
Not funny as in funny-ha-ha, but rather funny in the way the Irish use the term: a fucking weirdo of epic proportions.
If you look at little Tommy when Tim Fool is preparing the first caviar bite, you see his head and eyes darting around, his little paws up, reminded me of a kid
Watching English yobs slurp their food down might entertain you, Jimmy.
But not I.
You're the half-pipe who spends his days repeating himself about 'de leftisms' to complete strangers who don't give a fuck what you're on about.
You're the ultimate loser, Jambo: even your nickname drags what credibility you used to have down into the ha'penny place along with your useless white arse.
Though I'd imagine your rear end's red-raw from all that sitting around doing nothing month after month.
You're even sadder than this thicko culchie:
Val has the scabies, they're crawling all over him vying for position, none of them wanting to go anywhere near his arse lest they get sucked up into his colon for a weekend indoors with the sarcoptic mangemite and whatever other culchie diseases aul' thicko has.
'Stomach bugs', he says - 'are terrible, no matter whether they come from Guatamala, Latin America, Oman, or Ballyfermot..'
Poor Val's utterly demented - I sense a family intervention's on the way.
He's probably still banging on to his family at dinner about 'The Meowl up above there in Ballyfermot...'
Like Jimmy D, Val M is utterly in love with the Mowl.
Can't get through a single day without me.
