News From Finland (Jambo's Least Favourite Place)

[Mowl]

You can tell us all about that in the Food and Beverages thread

A thread I have not and will not be bothering with, Jimmah.

Is that the best you can do?

PS. I'm reminded of when a colleague of mine who I was friendly with once said something like -

You have no colleagues, Jambo - not unless they too are 'employed' in a dole queue just off Werburgh Street.

Q. What sort of food does someone with a hangover seek?

A. Something to go with your salt

Apart from the fact that that's not even remotely funny, it's also extremely low iq.

Low iq denoted in lower-case letters.

Anyway, how come you have a hangover? Last night was a standard Thursday night in grim auld Dublin. The rain, the dirt and filth everywhere, the knackers and scobes, the stench of piss on your Red Line out to Tallaght, the rank air in the city, a mixture of stale piss and fresh puke.

The news from Finland today is: 'we're all so happy we could just keep on partying all summer long..'

 

[AN4]

A thread I have not and will not be bothering with, Jimmah.

Why are you stomping your little feet (in a sulk) over that thread?

Is that the best you can do?

You have no colleagues,

Was a colleague, past tense Mowl. He was considerably younger than me but he was very intelligent and I have to say, a good bit right-wing (highly intelligent people always find themselves on that side of the aisle)

Jambo - not unless they too are 'employed' in a dole queue just off Werburgh Street.

Apart from the fact that that's not even remotely funny, it's also extremely low iq.

Poor Mowl, doesn't know anything

Google Search

Low iq denoted in lower-case letters.

Anyway, how come you have a hangover? Last night was a standard Thursday night in grim auld Dublin. The rain, the dirt and filth everywhere, the knackers and scobes, the stench of piss on your Red Line out to Tallaght, the rank air in the city, a mixture of stale piss and fresh puke.

The news from Finland today is: 'we're all so happy we could just keep on partying all summer long..'

 

[Mowl]

Why are you stomping your little feet

Great Call, our Jimmy!

Little Feat: 'The Fan'

(in a sulk) over that thread?

Eh? The sun's blazing down. The trees ate budding. There are girls everywhere, full of smiles and happy wishes for 'an excellent weekend, cute Irishman' as they skip along in their little dresses and cute shoes with painted toenails and deep blue eyes. It's impossible to be 'in a sulk' about anything on a day like this. Especially some insignificant little brain fart of yours, you dopey cunt.

Have a tin and try to calm down a bit - you'll give yourself a heart attack if you keep this up.

Was a colleague, past tense Mowl.

Was a fellow dole-scrounging loser in busted sneakers and a yellow Motorhead t-shirt.

On crack.

He was

On crack?

Thought so.

considerably younger than me

So he's around fifty-eight?

but he was very intelligent

Was?

What happened to him?

You didn't throw a Dunning-Kruger at him, did you?

and I have to say,

Nah, you don't really - but you will anyway.

That's how life is when you're stuck in Dublin, on the scratch, sipping at tines of Netherland's finest, trying to get a rise out of the Mowl.

a good bit right

A good bit, is it?

-wing (highly intelligent people always find themselves on that side of the aisle)

What aisle?

The tinned goods aisle?
Bathroom products?
Ladie's underwear?
Cheap lager?

It's the third option, isn't it?

Poor Mowl, doesn't know anything

About the supermarket aisles you go shoplifting in?

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