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WTF?

I mean, seriously?

What the fucking fuck is wrong with that man?

He sings like a half-dead and demented granny - on lithium.
 
Poor Val - he's obviously fucking lost the last of his few remaining brain cells. Can someone please tell him he's the single worst singer like, ever? Imagine some cunt piped up like that from over in the corner of your local? Pint glasses to head, loads of them. Raining down around him. With a solid little shot glass to the eyes to shut the stupid cunt up. Barred for life.

Cavan folk love him.

Makes you despair, eh.

Holy fucking jayzus.

 
The Val Martin Show is the funniest thing which Ireland has produced since Father Ted. Personally I can't get enough of it.
 
Perhaps Melania might drop into Kingscourt by presidential chopper for a thank you ride providing Val does a rendition of the Slovenian National Anthem



 
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