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    Xmas party

    Jaysus but Dave so sensitive bout his willy. How i convince him dat size not important?
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    Xmas party

    Fancy some Jap wan da local sushi restaurant but she not interested. 'You pay, you go. No time now, you go!'
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    Xmas party

    Mite go lez 2night. Me fanny could do wit a gud scissorin
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    Xmas party

    Ah sure Joe ya only live once. Nuthin like a few pints and a gud ride
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    Xmas party

    Jaysus boys but these black fellas know how 2 please a woman. They hung like fuckin horses
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    Xmas party

    Jaysus but Dave gott the smallest mickey It no wonder i luv black fella so much
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    Xmas party

    Got a big black dildo an cant stop wankin meself wit it Jaysus i fuckin luv black fellas
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    Xmas party

    Jaysus but Paul is such a gr8 lover Y cant Dave be this gud in the sack
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    Xmas party

    One of da girls wuz sayin she not know how i stay wit Dave cuz he has a face like a well slapped arse But i not bothered. i still luv me lovely Dave
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    Xmas party

    Howya boys. Went over to Paul to give a bj for christmas present. Goin home now 2 help Dave with the spuds an turkey
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    Xmas party

    Jaysus boys but gott so pissed last nite at da Xmas party that ended up goin down on da wrong fella instead of Paul When we notice the mistake we all jus laff and hav a pint Me fuckin head hope it clear up 4 tomorrows
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